I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
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SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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