i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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