Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
