Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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