I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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