so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
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Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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