overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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