Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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