i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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