THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
