There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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