He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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