I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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