he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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