the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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