The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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