You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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