There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
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My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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