marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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