Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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