She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'm just crazy horny about you
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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