i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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