On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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