I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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