i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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