i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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