Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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