apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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