He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
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You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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