We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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