No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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