He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Vodka?
Forever.
Your cock deserves a montage
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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