He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY