She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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