My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
do herpes really smell.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months