Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat