Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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