The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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