Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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