and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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