the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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