you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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