Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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