Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
So. Much. Porn.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
