is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
We are two peas in an std pod
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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