If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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