Define "chronic" masturbator.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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