yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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