The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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