Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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