I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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