Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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