We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
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I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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