Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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