i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
