fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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